Blackouts Moment in My Club Life

Honestly, i'm not a good drinker, I started going to clubs at the age of... 19? 20? the first club i went was... Emporium? that was long ago or the club in Genting, i forgot its name. I preferred beers more than liquors. Whenever i takes half bottle of the beer... I'll go 'TERMINATOR' mode or 'ZOMBIE' mode better to describe me? LOL

Eyes turned red, cheeks gets warmer too. Then i'll start feeling uncomfortable on the stomach, and felt like going to washroom. For? Shitting or in chinese we said it as 'pangsai'!

That is just a small matter la, the biggest problem is.. i'll get total BLACKOUT! and i realized that everytime i'm in a club that without good lighting, dark environment clubs, 70% chances for me to get this blackout, 30% of OK-ness.

Headache and feeling like vomiting. Vision turned black, all you can think of is the music playing on the background and seeing dancing stars. seriously, i sees stars, black and white stars.. lol!

This blackout killed me big time. So now, how do i encounter this blackout in an already dark club.

First, i'll try to breath hard! Controlling my breathing helps a little bit of not puking on the floor... on the spot.

Second, have some ice cubes! Put one in the mouth, and crush the ice, slowly melt it in my mouth. Ooo yeah, cooling sensation! LOL!

Third, you can see nothing! All you gave to do is have your friend accompany you to the washroom, and puke like HELL! HAHAHAHA

If you can find your way to go alone, i'm sure you'll walk slow as a zombie and want to hold on something like walls, bars, chairs, the best solution  is... put your hand on other clubber's arm or slightly put your hands on the back shoulder (guys only... ok?), it's a way to say 'HI' and 'GIVE WAY FOR ME TO WALK'. Just because clubs are so crowded and they're busy dancing, they doesn't really cares about you! But i can't guarantee your safety anymore if you do that in clubs nowadays. So now, reached the washroom..? All you can do is... you pee as much as you can, empty every drops of it!!! and you'll get the feeling of vomiting too, then just go ahead!

The blackout will fade away immediately and your visions will returned back to normal in a few seconds. Teehee.. but with hangover after that.

This is some of my experiences of blackouts during my clubbing life! hahaha. Use my tips! If it works for you when you had a blackout, come back to my blog to comment or treat me some beers, ok? LOL

I'm getting old and don't have the will to club anymore. This guide are suitable for young peoples out there! LOL

Don't take my tips so seriously, it works for me but might not for you, you can give it a try!

I still remembered the worst blackout i had was at Thai Club, i almost fainted! I had to rest on other people's table and they don't really care about it! :D

For those heavily drunken masters, this tips won't and can't help you at all. You'll be a dead fish later on. xD

So what is all about this blackout? You can read about Blackout Drinking

The weird thing is during blackout, it will caused you to memory lost as mentioned on the link above, but i can remember it and i just blackout for a few minutes. Am i considered my situation as blackout? I'm confused now.... but i do sees black and white STARS!

So, after reading the article, my REAL blackout happened at Emporium. Puke like hell and blackout in my friend's car and not knowing what i'm mumbling but i do know that i whispered lots of things during my journey home. -_- LOL i'm blabbering now.. and keep editing this post because i'm confused about this short blackout i had. BLAH BLAH BLAH...

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